Lestat- the Undead is Dead

I haven't had a chance to write about it, but the big new musical Lestat, written by Elton John has already called it quits. After only a month of performances, Lestat closed its doors on May 28. That makes it the third vampire musical in the last three years to close in less than a month and a half of performances. They must suck the life out of their audiences or make the public batty or drive a steak through the heart of musical lovers- no don't stop me, I can go on forever- better yet, maybe I will stop... nothing like too many lifeless puns. Hopefully though, composers have now learned to keep that coffin lid shut. Ok, I had to get one more in.